My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it "No air conditioning".#Florida#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do people in florida do when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it.#Florida#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp