Multijokes: How many Jews can you fit in a family car. Standard Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and six-million in the ashtray. Follow-Up Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and none anywhere else because the Holocaust never happened. Alternate Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and a family of eight hiding under the roof-rack. Efficient Answ**e**r: Not enough, we'll need to use trains. Anti-Joke Answ**e**r: Please tell me, myself and some Jewish friends are going to Florida but ~~cannot afford~~ are too-cheap for plane tickets. Racist Answ**e**r: Throw a dollar in there and they'll all get in.