The only thing more boring than Lance Armstrong's interview is the Tour de France.#Lance#Armstrongs#France#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap? She had a ball#Lance#Armstrongs#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp