Accidentally bought a Venti at Starbucks and now I can't afford to go to college :(#Starbucks#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
College is just a clever marketing ploy by Starbucks and Red Bull#Starbucks#Red Bull#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now#School#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Your make-up application says "I failed Clown College".#Clown College#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whenever I'm behind a college girl in starbucks she has to order a triple mocha dark chocolate raspberry ugg boot white iphone 5 spice latte#Starbucks#School0🔗 ShareWhatsApp