There's a butterfly in my office and a nerf gun in my purse. Susan, clear my schedule.

Boss: what should we call the lower cabinet in the corner that swivels? Bonnie (who hates Susan): I have an idea.

Office Jokes At the office during lunch, Susan from sales stands up and yells, ""53!"". All her other coworkers in the canteen laugh hysterically. A moment later Bob from accounting stands up and says, ""41!"". All in the canteen laugh even more loudly. A new hire in the canteen asks his coworker to his left, Joe from marketing, what was going on. Joe's answer: ""We have hundreds of jokes circulating throughout the office, and each one is assigned a different number. Most of the jokes are very l…

Two friends, john and susan were discussing what they do on their free time. Susan says she goes to joke parties every weekend. The john was very curious and wanted to know what ""joke parties"" were. They both go together the next meeting and much to johns surprise they weren't actually telling jokes. They were just shouting out numbers. ""12"" one person would say and everybody would laugh. John turns to Susan and asks what's going on. Susan explains they all tell so many jokes they heard them…