There's a butterfly in my office and a nerf gun in my purse. Susan, clear my schedule.#Susan#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: what should we call the lower cabinet in the corner that swivels? Bonnie (who hates Susan): I have an idea.#Bonnie#Susan#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp