😄 I have to put reminders in my phone for everything or I'll forget it. Like 'pick up milk,' 'go to ba...

I have to put reminders in my phone for everything or I'll forget it. Like 'pick up milk,' 'go to bank,' 'you don't hate minorities.'

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