A Rich Man Dies and Finds Himself At Heaven's Gate Rich Man: Where am I? And who are you? St. Peter: Why I'm St. Peter, the gatekeeper of Heaven. What is your name? Rich Man: Richy Rich. St. Peter: Alright let me see here (gets out the book of life) Richy...Rich... Ah! Here we are! You seemed to have amassed a great amount of wealth in your life...oh... Richy Rich: What's wrong? St. Peter: I'm sorry but you cannot come into heaven because you were not a Christian. I'm afraid I'll have to send yo…

A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic? The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he’s the hottest …

5 Stages of Being Drunk: Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART. Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. Y…

I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father. Wow your dad must be a rich man. No, he too is dreaming of getting rich.