A Rich Man Dies and Finds Himself At Heaven's Gate Rich Man: Where am I? And who are you? St. Peter: Why I'm St. Peter, the gatekeeper of Heaven. What is your name? Rich Man: Richy Rich. St. Peter: Alright let me see here (gets out the book of life) Richy...Rich... Ah! Here we are! You seemed to have amassed a great amount of wealth in your life...oh... Richy Rich: What's wrong? St. Peter: I'm sorry but you cannot come into heaven because you were not a Christian. I'm afraid I'll have to send yo…