I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs.

Bert is walking with Albert through the park and says, ""I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."" Albert says, ""What's the name of his other leg?""

Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, ""Ernie, you want some ice cream?"" Ernie says, ""Sure, Bert!""

Hey Ernie, want some Ice Cream? Sure Bert! XD