I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs.

Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, ""Ernie, you want some ice cream?"" Ernie says, ""Sure, Bert!""

What do you call people who use sandpaper to remove any evidence that Ernie and Bert are gay lovers? Bernie Sanders.

Bert asked Ernie if he wants ice cream ""Sure, Bert""