Forget the fad diets, I'm gonna lose weight the old fashioned way - by not having enough money for food.#Money#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook.#Money#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? "I'm a doctor" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor#Money#Food#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: "I'd like to withdraw 3 sausages and a packet of peanuts please." Man: "That isn't how a food bank works, sir."#Money#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kids have so many food allergies these days. In 15 years you'll be able to rob a bank with a bag of peanuts.#Money#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp