If you cut me off in traffic you better be ready to look in your rearview mirror and see me yelling something you can't hear.

There seems to be a direct correlation between how many rosaries you have hanging on your rearview and how shitty a driver you are.

An expensive car A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand-new Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000.He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man (about 75 years old) on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny new car and asks, ""What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"" The young man replies, ""A Ferrari 550. It cost half a million dollars!"" ""That's a lot of money,"" say…

A MAN, A WIFE, A COP A Man, His Wife And The Cop A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rearview mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car. The man says, ""What's the problem officer?"" Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you. Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60. Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives wife dirty look.] …