HR: The delivery job is yours. Me: Great! HR: Do u have a reliable car? Me: Yes. HR: Model? Me: A little in college. How is that relevant?

There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook.

The cool thing about driving 15 mph in a school zone is that it makes it so much easier to text.

We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel.