The cool thing about driving 15 mph in a school zone is that it makes it so much easier to text.

We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel.

[driving 2 school] *looks back,sees toothbrushes in child carseats WAIT! IF YOU'RE HERE THEN... [cut to kids at home, covered in toothpaste]

Did you seriously hire a mentally unstable person to drive our kids just so you could say he's driving them crazy? Me as a principal: Maybe