The cool thing about driving 15 mph in a school zone is that it makes it so much easier to text.#School#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel.#School#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
An honest driving school would name itself How to Drive When Cops Are Around School.#Drive When Cops Are Around School#School#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top of your car, and suddenly nobody suspects you of drunk driving.#School#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Bad news: I got so busy drafting tweets, I forgot to pick the kids up at school. Worse news: I'm a bus driver#School#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp