A drunk driver crashed into a school bus full of kids the other day, but it's ok. All the injuries were minor.

Just place a STUDENT DRIVER sticker on top of your car, and suddenly no one suspects you of drunk driving at 8am.

I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.

[quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that