A drunk driver crashed into a school bus full of kids the other day, but it's ok. All the injuries were minor.#School#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top of your car, and suddenly nobody suspects you of drunk driving.#School#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just place a STUDENT DRIVER sticker on top of your car, and suddenly no one suspects you of drunk driving at 8am.#School#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.#David Hasselhoff#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp