A man walks into a bar....... The man goes to the bar, and takes a seat on a stool. He proceeds to ask the bartender for two shots of his special whiskey. Upon receiving the whiskey, he turns to the side, and tells the man sitting there,"" This is magic whiskey. If I drink it, I will not die."" So the man gives his fellow bar member a shot of whiskey, drinks his own, and walks out to the street. He jumps in front of a speeding car, and comes out unscathed. The other bar member, amazed, drinks hi…

superman isn't that special... anyone can stop a speeding bullet... once

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog? Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE