The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.

Two condoms are walking downtown... ...when they see a pair of good looking tampons walking towards them on the other side of the street. One looks at the other and asks, ""Which one should we say hi to?"" To which his friend replies, ""Don't bother saying hi; they're both stuck up bitches.""

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown

[Loong] Big red trike. A young boy named Jimmy, 5 years old, is looking through the Sears catalog. His birthday is coming up and he wants something great this year. Something *awesome*. So he's flipping through the catalog, going through all the Lego bricks, toy sets, whatever right? Well on the very last page of the section, Jimmy spots his heart's greatest desire. A big red metal trike. You know it. He just can't stop thinking about it. Day in day out, big red trike. Nap time? Big red trike. H…