George Bush met The Queen He turns round and says: As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom' to which the Queen replies, I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King.' George Bush thought a while and then said: How about a Principality then?', to which the Queen replied Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush.' Bush…

Bush and Brazilian Casaulties of War So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office. ""Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."" Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering ""My God...My God"". ""Mr. President,"" says Cheney, ""we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"" Bush looks up and says...""How many is a Brazilian?""

George bush was attending a morning press conference... Donald rumsfeld read the daily briefings aloud ""This morning, 3 Brazilian soilders were killed"" ""OH MY GOD THATS TERRIBLE"" Screamed the president The room went silent, everyone was stunned by the presidents emotional outburst. A moment passed when George asked in a quiet Texas tone ""how many is three brazillion?""

Ok so there's this brunette who is determined to vanquish the stereotype that all blonds are dumb so she invites one million blond people to her event and manages to get her event televised all over the world. She then points to a blond sat on the front row and asks her to get on the stage. ""Ok, today is the day, I'm here to prove to you all that blonds are not dumb people, just regular people like you and me who have a different hair colour. I will ask this woman three questions and I guarante…