George Bush sits in his office during the Iraq War. During a meeting with the cabinet, his aide walks up to him and says ""Mr. President, we've just received word that twelve Brazilian soldiers died yesterday in Iraq."" George puts his head in his hands and is visibly shaken by the news. He looks up at the shocked cabinet members and asks ""How many is a brazillion?""

George Bush was visiting the queen of England... when he asked her "I must say, you run a real tight ship over here, would you mind telling me some of your secrets or advice?". The queen said "sure, its quite simple, I surround myself with smart people, for example, watch this". She then calls upon Tony Blair. "Tony, I have a simple question, if you mother has a child and your father has a child, and it's not your brother or sister, then who is it?" Tony Blair thinks for a moment and responds…

Say at cat 'Im rubbin ur belly' while rubbin belly, 'Im pattin ur head' while pattin head, else never learns anatomy, becomes Texas senator

[Donald Trump's election speech] "America, I have only 1 thing to say" *pulls off wig & mask revealing Ashton Kutcher* "YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D"