Facebook made billions by saying "Hey, remember that kid you haven't seen since the third grade? He's a parent who hates Obama now."

It's exhausting typing "NO ONE GIVES A SHIT" to all your friends' baby pics on Facebook.

*Comments on Facebook picture* "That headband your baby is wearing really accentuates her baldness."

Take it easy, guy who posts 10,000 pics of his baby on Facebook. We get it already. You got laid once.