You ever see your kid looking so dirty at school and don't wanna pick him up? I just drove pass mine now like, 'Hell no, that is not my kid'

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve

Noticed lots of older people reading the bible. It's like they are cramming for their final exam.

When boy scouts leave a campsite better than they found it, I like to picture a bear who went to interior design school like, "Oh HELL naw."