😄 The longer a Facebook photo of someone's kid goes unliked, the stronger I become.

It's exhausting typing "NO ONE GIVES A SHIT" to all your friends' baby pics on Facebook.

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*Comments on Facebook picture* "That headband your baby is wearing really accentuates her baldness."

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Take it easy, guy who posts 10,000 pics of his baby on Facebook. We get it already. You got laid once.

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My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.

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