sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say "nice work, Einstein" without sounding sarcastic

I was gonna do a tweet about Albert Einstein's IQ but I couldn't get it under 140.

Einstein, Tesla, Newton, and Pascal are all playing Hide 'N Seek It is Einstein's turn to be it. So he covers his eyes and slowly counts to 20. Tesla climbs up a tree, Pascal jumps behind a bush, and Newton stands right where he is and draws a 1m x 1m square around him. ""...eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Ready or not, here I come!"" exclaims Einstein. Of course, Newton is the first person he sees so he tags him. ""Gotcha, Newton!"" To which Newton responds, ""Nope. Pascal!""

Blonde Smarts *Note; this joke as I originally heard it involves blondes by convention; if you're offended by this stereotyping, replace it with your own generic cultural symbol of dullness. --- Blondes around the world began getting tired of being constantly mocked. The taunts were beginning to get to them, and the poor blondes were not going to tolerate being the butt of every joke any more. ""We are not as dumb as you think,"" they proclaimed, ""and we will go to whatever lengths necessary to…