I'll do your taxes for free if you tell my mom we're dating.

"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.

I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father. Wow your dad must be a rich man. No, he too is dreaming of getting rich.

Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.