Son: can I get lunch money Dad: I have a boyfriend

"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.

I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father. Wow your dad must be a rich man. No, he too is dreaming of getting rich.

Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.