Wife: Is Mexican food ok for dinner? Don't just text back k. Husband: Que#Que#Marriage#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I need to get my shit together. It's in little piles in my kitchen & then there's some more in my wife's closet.#Marriage#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you're not going to share ME: I am not going to share#Marriage#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[kitchen] "Please pass the bee-nut butte-" *wife glares* "-the honey"#Marriage#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk.#Marriage#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp