CNN & NBC news report (political humor) *Breaking news* A man has killed twenty people today in a walmart with a gun. The man has been identified as muhammed takbir muhammed. He is an unemployed son of a family that immigrated to the united states ten years ago from Afghanistan. Multiple witnesses say the man was yelling ""Allah Akbar"" and ""Death to Infidels"" while shooting people before police came and killed the man. It is troubling that the man was killed because without questioning hi…

New Officer in Camp A new Officer arrives in Afghanistan and is being shown around by a Sergeant. They walk by a donkey tied up in a pen and the officer asks what it's purpose is. The Sergeant explains ""The men use it when they have certain...urges. it gets very lonely out here"" The Officer looked a little disgusted but says that while he doesn't approve, he can understand. Six months go by and the Officer is getting urges himself and decides that he has to go use the donkey. Hes banging away,…

An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport, introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan. The surprised Pakistani Officer asked:""But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping.?"" The Afghan replied: ""Wallah ya Habibi, don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan.?""

""Bang Bang"" Timmy and Johnny grew up together, side by side Only a year apart in age They love to play with fake plastic guns ""Bang Bang"" is all you'd hear for hours as they played Cowboys and Indians to cops and robbers Their love for guns evolved from using their fingers as babies, to plastic toys as toddlers. From Nerf arsenals and paintball as children to airsoft and pellet guns in their teens It was in high school when the boys decided they wanted to make a difference in the communit…