When a child whines and cries, you give it back to the mama, so... *hands husband back to my mother-in-law*#Marriage#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.#Facebook#Marriage#Kids#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I wonder if anyone besides me has the bumper sticker, "Proud parent of your wife's kid."#Marriage#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kid: Dad, what does ironic mean? Dad: Well son, when 2 people decide to get married on Independence Day.....#Marriage#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife: My mom is watching our kids for the night. Me: Oh, baby. Do you know what we can do? *falls asleep at 7 p.m.*#Marriage#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp