Three legged pig (long) A traveling salesman was walking along a country road one day, his car having broken down, and he happened to come across a rather unique farmhouse. As he neared it he noticed that the pigpen of this farm was a bit different from most. In fact, it was palatial. The mud was of the highest quality, the scraps were imported french food, there was a TV in one corner with a cable hook-up and pay-per-view. When he looked closer, he noticed that the sole inhabitant of the pigpen was a three legged pig. Wanting to hear the story behind this odd combination he walked up to the farmhouse door and rang the bell. An old country farmer answered the door and the salesman asked about the pig. ""Wonderful pig, remarkable pig"" said the farmer. ""Why, on about three years ago my boy was playin' down in the swimmin' hole and hit his head on a log. Pig musta heard something, cause he came bustin' out of his pen and ran down to the pond. Jumped in and dragged my boy to safety, then jumped up and down on his chest to clear all that water."" ""So the pig lost his leg in the pond somehow?"" asked the salesman. ""Na, pig was fine, boy was fine too. Wonderful pig, remarkable pig"" ""So how did it loose it's leg?"" ""Well, on about two years ago the house caught fire. Pig must have smelled the smoke, cause he came in here squealin' and makin' a God awful commotion. Woke us all up and saved our lives."" ""Oh, so the pig lost his leg in the fire?"" ""Na, pig was fine, we were fine and the insurance payed for this fine new house."" ""So how did the pig lose his leg!?"" asked the salesman, by this point getting a bit frustrated with the farmer. ""Well son,"" said the farmer ""if you had a pig this remarkable, would *YOU* eat him all at once?""