Three legged pig (long) A traveling salesman was walking along a country road one day, his car having broken down, and he happened to come across a rather unique farmhouse. As he neared it he noticed that the pigpen of this farm was a bit different from most. In fact, it was palatial. The mud was of the highest quality, the scraps were imported french food, there was a TV in one corner with a cable hook-up and pay-per-view. When he looked closer, he noticed that the sole inhabitant of the pigpen…