A little boy calls his best friend on Christmas day... ""HEY! So what did you get for Christmas?"" The second little boy pauses and says ""well I got a gift card and a t-shirt...you?"" The first little boy excitedly replies ""Oh man, I got a new scooter, a new 3DS XL. A PS Vita. A new bike and were going to Disneyland on Friday. Can't believe all you got was a gift card and t-shirt!"" to which the second little boy replies ""well...at least I don't have cancer...""