So man is stranded in the desert... And it's been a cruel trip with nothing but his camel and some supplies. And just as any man would he got some urges. Figuring its the middle of no where and he had nothing to lose he positions himself behind his camel and tries to have his way with it. But each time he'd try the camel would gallop away. Angered by this continues on with his trip until he here's the voices of two women crying out for help. He finds them both stuck in a hole and they are gorgeous women dressed in very light clothing due to the heat. "" Please sir! If you help us out we will do *anything* to repay you"" one says while showing off her cleavage. So he tosses them a rope and pulls them out with his camel. With both of them out they walk up to him and ask "" So, what can we do for you?"" with a sly smile. Realizing his chance to release his urges he excitedly ask "" Can you two ladies hold down my camel?""