Three of my favorite bar jokes. Kinda old probably. 1. Horse walks into a bar and the bar tender ask "" why the long face"" 2. Horse walks into a bar and orders a martini bar tender brings him one and starts to walk away. The horse says wait can I please have a olive in this. Bartender puts a olive in and the horse drinks it and eats the olive orders another martini and the bartender starts to walk away and the horse says wait can I have a olive please bartender plops a olive in and the horse drinks it and eats the olive and walks out of the bar. The bartender goes to a guy just watching in pure amazement. The guy says that is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. Bartender says I know he almost never eats the olive. 3. Man walks into a bar with a shoebox and asks the bartender if he shows him something amazing if he can drink for free. Well the bartender has seen some pretty amazing things in hus life so he says well it would have to be pretty amazing. So the guy takes a frog out of his shoebox on the bar and it starts dancing. The bartender says well that's pretty cool you get one free drink for that. So the guy takes out small piano and piano stool and puts a hamster on it and it starts playing. The bartender completly amazed at this point says ok you can drink for free. So the guy is sitting there drinking and a wealthy man comes up and says you know I'd like to buy that frog from you how about 10,000 dollars. The guy says well I don't know I kinda like this frog. The wealthy man says well how about 20,000 dollars. The guy goes well I've bonded with this frog that's not enough. So the wealthy man raises his offer to 50,000 dollars and the man excepts he puts the frog in a bag and the wealthy man leaves. The man sitting next to the guy goes well you know you could've sold that frog for millions of dollars. The guy replies ya I know you know the funny part, rhe hamsters a ventriloquist. Sorry about typos I'm typing on my phone hope you enjoy.