A fairy godmother but for breakups. She takes your phone and leaves alcohol and possibly your first cat.#Animals#Technology#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?" & the horse says, "why the English Lit degree?"#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Our dog runs away so much, I'm just going to spray paint our phone number on her side.#Animals#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My Website Hacking 101 class is going okay. I just learned how to bypass the Birth Date Security on beer websites.#Technology#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp