A priest at a wedding. A priest was preparing to perform a wedding, when the bride comes up to him and asks him: ""Father, what is the church's opinion of fellatio?"" The priest answers: ""Well, I'd like to tell you, but unfortunately I do not know what fellatio is."" So the bride-to-be showed him what it is. And ever since that day, whenever someone asked him what the church's opinion was of fellatio, he always responded: ""Well, I'd like to tell you, but unfortunately I do not know what fellatio is.""