George bush stupidity So George bush, the queen of England, a hockey player, a scientist, and a little kid are all on a plane that will soon crash, and there are only 4 parachutes. The queen of England says: ""Well all my people back home need me"" takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. George bush says: ""All my fellow Americans need me"" takes a parachute, jumps out of the plane. The hockey player says: ""Well all of my fans need me"" Takes the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Now there is just the scientist and the little boy left. The scientist says: ""Hey kid, you have the rest of your life to live, you take the parachute"" The little boy replies, ""No, no, no, its ok! George Bush took my backpack.