a little offensive..but still the funniest non-jewish joke i've ever heard. A black boy and his grandma get on a plane. While they are mid-flight the captain comes on the intercom and announces ""We are having a crisis and unfortunately the plane is too heavy to continue. If we don't get rid of some weight the whole plane will crash. The crew has already dumped all the luggage so now the only option is to start throwing off people. But we are going to do this in a very fair manner, and go alphabetically. First we will start with the A's..so all African Americans will be thrown off, then the B's...all the Blacks, then we get to the C's....all the colored people.."" The black boy looks up at his momma and says ""Mama..is we any of those??"" And the mom says ""Nah honey...today...weez niggas""