An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son: ""Don't be nervous, boy, just do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me... your mother is going to come and live with you and your family.""

A father goes to see his newborn grandson at the hospital When he holds his grandson for the first time, he looks at his son and says with tears in his eyes ""I'm a grandpa!"" Tears come to his sons eyes as he replies ""Hi Grandpa, Im dad.""

A man goes to a plastic surgeon One day a man decides that he wants to look like a Hollywood celebrity. He goes to the most highly regarded surgeon in town who happens to be his own son. The surgery is long and exhausting, 18 hours of nonstop work but finally the operation finishes. It takes 3 months to recover in full bandages before the family is allowed to visit and see their new father. 8 year old grandson Kenny runs into the recovery room first but all he sees is a giant knee with a face on…

Sean Connery had a role in a movie so he had to send his father to a nursing home. After the old man arrived there a nurse forced him to wear a diaper. He was so perplexed that he stayed in his room for a few days and spoke to no one. On a lovely day he decided to spend some time in the garden. He wanted to warm his bones in the sun and enjoy nature. As soon as he tried to leave a nurse stopped him. ""Where are you going?"" ""I just want to relax in the garden and enjoy the warm weather."" ""I a…