A Mafia Don hires a deaf accountant. He was pleased with himself for coming up with the idea; if the man could not hear, he would not be able to testify against the Don about what was said amongst him and his capos. One day, after several months of working near this man, he notices the accountant acting nervous and fidgety. Suddenly wary, the Don decides to take a look at his books to see if any funny business is afoot. After poring over the material, he realizes that there is about 10 million dollars in cash that is unaccounted for! The Don calls in the accountant immediately, along with his attorney, who happened to be fluent in sign language. He demands from the man, ""I know you stole my money, and now you're going to tell me where it is."" Reading the Don's lips, panic and fear come over the accountant as he frantically signs back, ""I have no idea what you're talking about!"" The Don looks at his consigliere and is told, ""The man says he doesn't know what you're talking about."" The Don shoots up from his chair, gun in hand, and levels the barrel right between the man's eyes. ""You WILL tell me where the money is, or I'll blow your brains all over this room!!"" Terrified, the accountant signs ""Okay! Okay! It's buried in the garden behind my mother's house, under the kitchen window."" The Don asks the attorney, ""Well, what'd he say??"" The attorney replies, ""He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger.""