God and the devil were arguing... ... about the fence that separates heaven and hell. ""Your side is falling down,"" said God. ""just look at it!"" ""So what?"" the devil said. ""We're both responsible for keeping up our sides. Mine's perfect."" God replied. The devil shrugged. ""What are you going to do about it?"" ""If you force me to, i'll get a lawyer and sue you,"" said God. ""The devil laughed for ten minutes straight. ""Give me a break. Where are you gonna find a lawyer?""