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what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty

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[Founding Fathers] -But how do we get court witnesses 2 tell the truth? -They swear on a bible? -Thats stupid -Hey lunch's here -Done[gavel]

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OCTOPUS: *places tentacle on Bible* JUDGE: Do u swear to tell the truth? O: Yes BAILIFF: *spends like 8 minutes trying to get Bible unstuck*

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[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "bananas" GWEN STEFANI: oh hell yes

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