what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty

[Founding Fathers] -But how do we get court witnesses 2 tell the truth? -They swear on a bible? -Thats stupid -Hey lunch's here -Done[gavel]

Would you like to learn about the Mormon Church? "No thanks." Don't judge too quickly. We have a lot of sects... "WHERE DO I SIGN UP?"

[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "bananas" GWEN STEFANI: oh hell yes