So a penguin is driving down the road.. .. When his car starts to make funny noises. The penguin gets a little worried, and decides to go to the nearest mechanic. He sees the auto-shop just down the road, and pulls into the garage. He asks the mechanic to check his car out and the mechanic says ""Sure, come back in half an hour or so."" So the penguin is sitting in the waiting room patiently and notices an ice cream parlour. He goes and buys himself a cone. He's about half done when he realizes his time is up. The penguin rushes the rest of his cone, and makes a huge mess; getting it all over his face. When he gets back, he looks at the mechanic and says ""So, is it serious?"" The mechanic replies ""Nope, it looks like you just blew a seal."" To which the penguin replies ""No, no. It's just ice cream!""