A married couple is lying in bed at midnight.... ...she's half asleep, the husband is reading the newspaper, when the phone rings. The husband picks it up. ""Hello? No, sorry, I think you've got the wrong number.... no, I think you meant to call the local Coast Guard station... yup, that's right... no, I couldn't tell you the number, I don't have it handy, but I'm sure you could find it in the phone book... no problem at all, don't mention it... no no no, don't worry about it, you didn't wake me... ok, you have a good night yourself."" He hangs up the phone and his wife asks ""Who was it?"" And the guy responds ""Nah no one, just some guy asking if the coast was clear.""