So there are three prisoners who have all been sentenced to twenty years behind bars. They are all allowed to have a few items in their cell. The first prisoner asks for a pile of law books, the second for his wife, and the third for three thousand cigarettes. When they are released the first prisoner walks out happy and says, ""Thank god for those books. I can now finally fulfill my dream of being a lawyer. The second walks out and says, ""Thank god for my wife. I now have four children and I am now going to settle down and have a nice family life. Then the third walks out and says, ""Anyone got a match?""