The Two Hunters One day, two hunters decided to go hunt moose. After several hours, they hadn't found a single moose. They decided to split up and cover more ground and then meet up in a pre determined location. The first hunter, Chuck, wandered off to the left, while the second hunter, Jeff, wandered off to the right. After some time, Chuck sees some bushes ahead rustling. He waits to see what will come out of the bushes. Out comes Jeff screaming ""i'm not a moose, i'm not a moose!!"" Chuck then takes aim, and fires right into his chest. Chuck then runs over to try and help him. Jeff, on his dying breath, says ""why did you shoot me?"" Chuck replies, ""I thought you said you WERE a moose""