"What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?" "An octopus?" "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Choosy moms choose Jif. Boozey moms choose Jeff, the abusive, alcoholic boyfriend.

*blood everywhere* "What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?" Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal